“Let’s get another round over here!”
“I’m cutting you off.”
“You can’t cut me off!”
“How much have you had to drink?”
“Are you…drunk?”
“I’m just a little tipsy. I’m fine.”
“Please don’t throw up.”
“Is that water or vodka?”
“You planning on sharing that?”
“Sit down, you can’t even walk.”
“Put your glass down, we’re going home.”
“You need to go to bed.”
“I’m calling you a cab.”
“How long have you been drinking like this?”
“Do you want to talk about it?”
“You’re going to have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.”
“When did you start drinking today?”
“Here, let’s get you to a cab.”
“You’ve got school/work in the morning.”